Scott Campbell lives in Seattle with his common-law wife, her real-law husband, and three dogs. He has a B.A. in Film Production from New York University
and an M.A. in Creative Writing from University of California, Davis. He has written 13 novels, three screenplays, a stage play, two sitcom pilots, and a short story collection The Psycho of Happiness. He has written very little non-fiction, so you can either regard the current piece as a rare treat or a good indication of why. He has variously been an actor, a glorified typist, and currently makes his living selling classical music LPs on Ebay. Anything to avoid working in an office.---------
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