Matthew Guerruckey is a freelance writer living in North Hollywood, CA. He is the founder and Editor-in-Chief of the web zine Drunk Monkeys. His literary work has appeared in Enhance Magazine and Five 2 One Magazine, and his entertainment writing can be found at Screen Spy. He can be reached at [email protected] or on Twitter @guerruckey.

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