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A GHOST IN THE ROOM
“There’s a ghost in the room!”
exclaimed a woman.
A man looked startled.
“What are you talking about?”
She gripped his hand.
“I can see it! I can sense it!”
Her eyes narrowed.
“And it’s a woman.”
His eyes darted about.
Then he smiled.
“There’s nothing here.
There’s no one.”
He patted her hand.
“It’s your imagination.”
She placed her other hand
on his, eyeing him shrewdly.
“No. It’s yours.”
HEARING NOTHING
“What was that?” said a woman.
“Nothing,” said a man.
“That,” she said. “What was that?”
“Nothing.”
“You didn’t hear anything?”
“I told you,” he said. “It’s
nothing.”
She peered at him.
“Are you telling me the truth?”
He stared back at her.
“It isn’t anything.”
She peered now still more
intently.
He laughed.
“Why in the world would I
not tell the truth about not
hearing something?”
Her eyes remained locked
onto his.
“Yes. Why would you?”